Hog's Hangout is your premier resort, featuring the best in rustic grandeur. With over two dozen cabins, five cottages and a castle we have a domicile just for you. While other resorts have let the recent economic hard times bring them down, we have been renovating and rebuilding. We now feature running water*, indoor and outdoor plumbing**, weather proof roofing and all new decor***.
Get away from the awful smog and drudgery of the city and enjoy the pure clean air of the swamp. Our mosquitos work tirelessly to keep it moving so even on the hottest days there's a breath of cool air crawling down your back.
And our resort is good for the skin! The latest reports from the CDC are that the horrific rash outbreak last year did not come from our mud. So why go to an expensive resort where you have to walk to the mud spa: at Hog's Hangout you just walk out the front door of your bungalow and there you are! And some of our bungalows feature built-in mud spas!
We know you like to get away in style, but are budget sensitive as well. We can accomodate all clientele regardless of financial situations. We bring in the finest hot
Every winter we pack up the wagon and head south for The Hangout. Its a long ride, but well worth it. Rusty got his boots there last year, and Audrey is learnin' herself real good how to drive off a determined attacker. Ain't nobody gonna mess with my Audrey unless she wants'em too.
— Clark, Chicago
I was down on my luck and stuck in Trenton, New Jersey. I was tired of the city and just wanted to get back to Dixie where I belong. Then I found out about Hog's Hangout and their special rates for financial hardship cases. They accepted charges on my collect phone call and express mailed my tickets the same day! Now I'm about to go to an all you can eat buffet—all courtesy of the resort! Hog's Hangout is simply the best!
— Harry Hedgehog, New Jersey
* no more stagnant water! Even the deepest backwaters now have water circulators installed. If you catch one, please release it and no biting! We offer snacks at the Watch House.
** if the lack of plumbing has been holding you back then get ready to come on over! We have installed the finest out houses donated by neighboring farms and if you are feeling modest bed pans are available for most abodes.
*** These roofs have withstood the fiercest hurricanes and were only slightly damaged during retrieval and reinstallation. Many are now decorated by Mother Nature with all new water stains, rubbish and refuse!