Hog is a bit particular about some things and isn't all that much into the Intarweb thing either. One of his concessions to having a web site was that certain things had to be ahthentic. Now, menus is one of those things. Originally, the hangout was just a place for friends to meet and eat, and Hog provided the vittles for those as had the stomach for it. He was so successful that it grew into what is now known as Hog's Hangout. So the menu is, in fact, older than Hog's Hangout and Hog is particular about it. This is taken from the official menu posted in the Watch House.
Some items may have limited availability.
- Swamp Rabbit Spechial
Fresh kilt mos days. Skint and guttid. Roastid over dung fire wit some
tasty weeds from out back.
- Dead Gator Hunks
Merranatid in swamp mud fer a week. More if I fergottid about it.
Boilt or natcheral.
- Pikkeld Catfish
Whole catfishes is pikkeld in brine till they half dead. Mind yer fingers.
- Roly Poly Fish Heads
Boilt in they own juices wit fresh pond skimmins. Eat em up yum.
- Turtles on the Whole Shell
Served fresh wit a hatchet fer crackin em open. Pre-kilt if ya really want.
- Marshwiggle Supprize
Ya gonna be even more supprized then they was. Bakt wit gray and yella roots in a crusty shell.
- Stew of the Day
Yisterdays leavins is stew of today. If ya dint like it then, ya gonna like it now. Got peppers in it.
- Chopt Frog Parts
Not jus legs, we got all da parts. Tadpoles is extra. Nice and chewy.
- Fishy Delite
Whoever don eat they fish bones, we throw em in da fire and roast em good. Purty cruntchy.
- Green Mud Bucket
Best natcherly green mud wit snails and some stuff I dunno what it is. Have a swaller.
- Vejjy Paste Wedge
Cattails, bottom weed, moss, and ferns, rottid into tasty paste and roastid till cookt.
- Fattest Leeches
Little black blood suckers been feedin on ya, now ya feed on them. Servd fresh. Allerjy Warnin: Contanes Live Leeches
- Finest Moonshine ***Imported***
This brass polish made wit pride by Trollface in Starvin Parish. Go complane to him if ya die.
- Pruno Supreme
Hogs own home brew from poke berries, willow bark, and tobacco spit. Catch a buzz, maybe.
- Sippin Juice
Fresh dipt from da bubbly patch next da old latrine pit. Servd wit antidote.
- Wash Water
Ritch wit all da flavors from all da dishes. Not too much soap.
I was down on my luck and stuck in Trenton, New Jersey. I was tired of the city and just wanted to get back to Dixie where I belong. Then I found out about Hog's Hangout and their special rates for financial hardship cases. They accepted charges on my collect phone call and express mailed my tickets the same day! Now I'm about to go to an all you can eat buffet—all courtesy of the resort! Hog's Hangout is simply the best!
— Harry Hedgehog, New Jersey