Hog's Swamp boasts some of the finest fishin' north of the gulf. We got long fish, small fish, big fish, short fish. We got yellow fish, green fish, red fish, blue fish. We got more fish'n you can shake your pole at. And that ain't even the half of it.
A real fisherman knows that frog giggin' is second nature, and catchin' cray fish is even better. So whether its using your hands to pull a fish out of water or skewering an eel that lost its way, you'll know you've come to the right place when you're fishin' in Hog's Swamp.
Hog don't take kindly to poachers, and anyone not staff or a guest who takes a hankering to pinch any of the wild life is gonna get a taste of scatter gun shot.
I can't thank Hog's Hangout enough for their generosity: I've never had a vacation because its something I can't afford. Always thought they were for people with money. Then an acquaintance told me about the "hardship" offer. A phone call later I was on my way. It *is* a little hard to find, what with the road being closed and all, but well worth the long drive.
— O'Hare, Toolsby