Hog is a bit particular about some things and isn't all that much into the Intarweb thing either. One of his concessions to having a web site was that certain things had to be ahthentic. Now, rules are important to Hog so this is one of them things that just has to be done his way. This is taken from the official rule sign posted in the Watch House.

These are Hog's "ground" rules—also apply to mud and water:

THESE IS THE RULES HERE:

1. NO RATTIN OR TATTLIN
   We all here by da grace of Hog. Let he who is witout sins choke on da firs stone.
2. NO FIGHTIN
   Ya dint have to come here to git yer ass whooped.
3. NO STEALIN
   Expechially from Hog.
4. NO FREE LOADIN
   Either pay yer bill or do sumpin useful, like fetch some food.
5. NO WHININ
   Aint nobody stoppin ya from leavin. Excep da gators.
6. NO GAMBLIN
   Till Hog gits his bet in. No weltchin neither.
7. LISSEN WHEN HOG TALKS
   Or ya git servd like ya deservd, wit a plate.