Nothing pleases us more than pleasing our customers. If you can provide us with a citing of Hog's Hangout or your very own citing with digital photography we will post it here and provide you with a special evening for two at Bungalow #6. You can take us up on this offer as many times as you are able. Transportation costs not included in winnings.
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I didn't like the yelling or the gun shots, couldn't get any sleep. There aren't any non-smoking accomodations. The drink is vile and the food worse: I got food poisoning and had it from both ends. I needed a vacation after getting back from this "resort". Avoid at all costs.
— Terence, Never Coming Back