Isn't it about time you took your meetings to a whole new level? Well get ready, and come on down to Hog's Hangout! We know you have difficult clients and there's no easier way to soften them up for dealin' than our relaxed atmosphere. For personal meetings we recommend one of the bungalows or maybe a cottage. If you are planning on a number of people, however, we can host large groups of up to ten in the Watch House—maybe more if they're small or don't last long.
But when you really want to show off your stuff, you want to rent the Castle. Available for periods as short as a week, the Castle is sure to impress the most difficult crowd and, because it is officially classed as an "open air" structure, there is NO LIMIT to how many people you can bring. So open up the pocket book and book the Castle!
For peace and quiet, there's nothing quite like Hog's Hangout. You might be dozing off on the porch outside your bungalow, or in the mud bath conveniently located inside when -- wham! -- there's a shot gun blast. Sometimes there are screams, too. If you like your scaley friends you'll find plenty of 'em here, too. There're the croc's, of course, and water moccasins, and all kinds of lizards. Very special place.
— Aazoth, Dhahran