Our cottages are cute and iconic, almost like they came out of a fairy tale. Not the disney kind with the happy endings, but like one from deep in the bayou.
I didn't like the yelling or the gun shots, couldn't get any sleep. There aren't any non-smoking accomodations. The drink is vile and the food worse: I got food poisoning and had it from both ends. I needed a vacation after getting back from this "resort". Avoid at all costs.
— Terence, Never Coming Back