We boast an extensive fleet of catamarans that wing softly over the water beneath the deafening roar of Hog's scatter gun as he successfully fends off yet another horde of gators hungry for succulant guests. Just kidding! We don't actually have any catamarans, but we do have a few aquatic craft to better navigate the swamp. All are due back at either the Watch House or the Roundabout tie-up point by sundown.
Aquatic vehicles are provided as-is; they are not inspected and are irregularly maintained. Descriptions provided for historical purposes only. By embarking on a boating trip you agree to indemnify and hold harmless Hog, Hog's Hangout, its employees and other guests from any damage or injury that may result from undertaking said trip.
It was like some sixth sense led down the dank and musty trail to this little-known getaway that had no signs. Hog's bond with nature is clearly unbreakable as the cottages and bungalows blend in seamlessly with the swamp. Its like Hog is some kinda avatar of Enkidu before he went to the Temple. I stayed because I needed to take a break from work in the village. But what Teo did to Hog had my praying with anger, I stayed wide awake until it was all over. I can tell you it wasn't any lady in the water what took him away to a watery grave, we could all see what was happening. After earth fell, the worst of the last airbender was over.
— Shamalama Ding Dong, Sun Don't Shine