Our cottages are cute and iconic, almost like they came out of a fairy tale. Not the disney kind with the happy endings, but like one from deep in the bayou.

That is not dead which can eternal rot, especially when its in Hog's Swamp! Prepare to lose your mortal mind to the dread depths of inner space where the Old Ones hobble around on walkers and the gator's lick their chops.

— Abdul al-Azred, Arabia