We are proud to offer these package deals to encourage your business. Bring a friend! Bring two! Bring hitchhikers! C'mon down and enjoy everything the swamp has to offer!
Search parties for lost guests may incur additional fees. This is a swamp, bodies will float unless thoroughly trapped. Not responsible for animal assaults. Don't bother the critters and they might not bother you.
They don’t do room keys. Just a knot of twine and a whisper. It works. Ain’t had a problem yet. Not one I couldn’t run from, anyway.
— Elmer, Down Past the Sawmill