Please read the effusive comments left by our guests and leave your own (certified guests only). Please remember to include an email address if you want a response and to use the form appropropriate to your request. To Ludwig Meier in Oberwusterhausen, we offer our congratulations and remind him that nothing is permanent except death and taxes.

Upset in Hoboken

They aren't kidding about the built in 'mud spas' and it isn't just some of the bungalows either. If you think that a collapsed floor is a 'spa' then maybe this place is for you.

management

Thank you so much for your kind words, they mean so much to us.

Itchy in Nebraska

I turned them in to the CDC after the utter and complete disaster my "vacation" there turned out to be. I'm not sure what kind of bug caused the rash, but I was bitten so many times I lost count.

management

Are you an entomologist? Because you're right, we have a bewildering selection of bugs here. The 2003 International Entomology Convention was held here and they had a great time trying to identify all the critters we have here.

Safe in Kansas

I tried turning them in to the board of health, but was told the resort didn't have a business license so they couldn't investigate! What the hell, how do these guys stay in business?

management

We always enjoy hearing from our satisfied customers, thanks for the comment!

Knows Better in Missouri

That so called 'castle' of theirs is just a pile of rubble, probably collected from some construction site and dumped there to make a foundation. Their 'history' of this fake shows the quality of education that is prevalent in the area.

management

We occassionally get so-called "experts" who dispute the authenticity of Hog's Castle, but none have as yet continued the debate when faced with Hog's persuasive 16-point counterargument. We invite you to come visit again and bring this matter to Hog's personal attention.

Brunner, Alois in Häuschen Fünf

Viel ruhiger als Damaskus. Ausgezeichnete Nachbarnen. Geschmackvoller Igeles.

management

Wir genießen immer, von unseren erfüllten Kunden, Dank zu hören für den Kommentar. Besuchen Sie uns bitte wieder, können wir Ihnen ein spezielles Abkommen auf einem Bungalow oder einem Häuschen geben.

Trollface in Starvin Parish

Id aint be rite wod happin at da las bob a que. Dis Teo is bul krap. Hog wudn no pusy but he nevr trahd ta eat no payin gest, only dem mootchers. An mebbe yankees but hoo kares. Yall bedder pay yer tab too or ya aint git no mor mah fahn home liqquer.

management

You've had a bit too much of your own moonshine, after you've sobered up come on by and we can chat.

Athlete in Monterey

I don't think of swamps as scenic, but the swimming opportunities can't be beat. I especially enjoyed the Gator Run swimming 'hole' (it's really more of a crooked, winding 'lane' that is about ten to twenty feet wide and a couple of hundred feet in length). At first I thought it was a piece of cake, but then some joker on the bank pulled out a gator call and next thing I knew I was up to my elbows in alligators. Literally! That resulted in a sprint for the bank that I'll never forget. Next year I hope to get our whole swim team down here.

management

That is a very frenetic swimming spot and sure to give a good work out. We (and the gators) hope your swim team visits us soon.

riqlfvq in chunel

Excellent read, I just passed this onto a colleague who was doing a little research on that. And he actually bought me lunch since I found it for him smile So let me rephrase that: Thanks for lunch!

management

And what a fine lunch that was, devoid of any spam!

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Hog

That waddn't fillen, I et and ah'm ahlredy hungry. But dey make great appetizerz at Thursday Night bbq, chop real fine and add lotsa garlic, covers the spammy taste.

Ludwig Meier in Oberwusterhausen

Your wonderful place ist just vot i vont to present my wife after 30 years of bliss. Does your swamp cover bodies permanently?

Hog

Ya gotta weigh 'em down purty good if'n you don' want them to rise.

Lona in WB

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Hog

I'm mentally picturing some high quality spam that weren't left in the tin more'n a decade or so.

Gilbert in QM

Howdy! I could have sworn I've been to this website before but after checking through some of the post I realized it's new to me. Anyways, I'm definitely delighted I found it and I'll be bookmarking and checking back frequently!

Teo

Thanks! We'd appreciate your visit, especially if you could show up early on a Thursday to help with the BBQ fixings. Please keep us in mind.

Staci in LR

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Teo

You really nailed it there, sister. And we have the best hiking trails you could wish for. So please come on down to the hangout. The swamp is extra "floaty" with all the recent rains making all kinds of "found" items available. Its a real bonanza!

Matthew in NN

I'm not sure why but this weblog is loading extremely slow for me. Is anyone else having this problem or is it a problem on my end? I'll check back later on and see if the problem still exists.

Hog

Not really sure what you mean by "weblog". Is that what a spider shits? Teo assures me that our webserver is super fast. I know I saw him mailing the floppy disk with site updates last week.

Pat in Rolla

This sounds like a really great place to visit and I would like to go!

Hog

Why thanks, we pride ourselves on providing the best in swamp living.

Bonnie in Atlanta

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Hog

We don't need any more friends like those. The gators got sick last time ah fed them one.

Antonetta in New Haven

Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. So she pulled it out and ripped its claw off. Then a friend told me of Hog's Hangout — now we can't wait to go!

Hog

It sounds like she'll fit right in.

Robert in Louisiana

I tried finding this "Hangout", but its just "road closed" signs. Maybe your only open in the off season?

Hog

Nah, that just the commissioner having a bit of fun. If they ain't no chain the road ain't closed, got it?

Bobby in Louisiana

Well, so I tried again. That road had not one, but two chains across'd it. Looks darn closed to me.

Hog

Lewk, ahr you serios? Those jokers are just messin' round. Com on down, dey Hangout is rockin!

Charles in Virginia

I follered the direcshuns strate to the hangout and had no prolem at all. No signs, no chains no nuthin. It wuz grate. Hop to see uyo there!

Robbie in Louisiana

Is that Hog, Teo, or someone else? Quite pretending you are still in business and give it up already.

Hog at Hog's Hangout

shuttup trollface. jut cuz we quit yer liker don't mean yu can com here sayin stupid stuff.

Bob in Louisiana

Really? You think Trollface can manage such elocution? I'll bet his "liker" tastes better than any swill you can manage to find.