Nothing pleases us more than pleasing our customers. If you can provide us with a citing of Hog's Hangout or your very own citing with digital photography we will post it here and provide you with a special evening for two at Bungalow #6. You can take us up on this offer as many times as you are able. Transportation costs not included in winnings.
Please fill out the provided form and we will happily fulfill our end of the bargin.
That is not dead which can eternal rot, especially when its in Hog's Swamp! Prepare to lose your mortal mind to the dread depths of inner space where the Old Ones hobble around on walkers and the gator's lick their chops.
— Abdul al-Azred, Arabia