Isn't it about time you took your meetings to a whole new level? Well get ready, and come on down to Hog's Hangout! We know you have difficult clients and there's no easier way to soften them up for dealin' than our relaxed atmosphere. For personal meetings we recommend one of the bungalows or maybe a cottage. If you are planning on a number of people, however, we can host large groups of up to ten in the Watch House—maybe more if they're small or don't last long.

But when you really want to show off your stuff, you want to rent the Castle. Available for periods as short as a week, the Castle is sure to impress the most difficult crowd and, because it is officially classed as an "open air" structure, there is NO LIMIT to how many people you can bring. So open up the pocket book and book the Castle!

It was like some sixth sense led down the dank and musty trail to this little-known getaway that had no signs. Hog's bond with nature is clearly unbreakable as the cottages and bungalows blend in seamlessly with the swamp. Its like Hog is some kinda avatar of Enkidu before he went to the Temple. I stayed because I needed to take a break from work in the village. But what Teo did to Hog had my praying with anger, I stayed wide awake until it was all over. I can tell you it wasn't any lady in the water what took him away to a watery grave, we could all see what was happening. After earth fell, the worst of the last airbender was over.

— Shamalama Ding Dong, Sun Don't Shine