Hog is a bit particular about some things and isn't all that much into the Intarweb thing either. One of his concessions to having a web site was that certain things had to be ahthentic. Now, menus is one of those things. Originally, the hangout was just a place for friends to meet and eat, and Hog provided the vittles for those as had the stomach for it. He was so successful that it grew into what is now known as Hog's Hangout. So the menu is, in fact, older than Hog's Hangout and Hog is particular about it. This is taken from the official menu posted in the Watch House.

Some items may have limited availability.

DINNERS

• Swamp Rabbit Spechial
  Fresh kilt mos days. Skint and guttid. Roastid over dung fire wit some tasty weeds from out back.
• Dead Gator Hunks
  Merranatid in swamp mud fer a week. More if I fergottid about it. Boilt or natcheral.
• Pikkeld Catfish
  Whole catfishes is pikkeld in brine till they half dead. Mind yer fingers.
• Roly Poly Fish Heads
  Boilt in they own juices wit fresh pond skimmins. Eat em up yum.
• Turtles on the Whole Shell
  Served fresh wit a hatchet fer crackin em open. Pre-kilt if ya really want.
• Marshwiggle Supprize
  Ya gonna be even more supprized then they was. Bakt wit gray and yella roots in a crusty shell.
• Stew of the Day
  Yisterdays leavins is stew of today. If ya dint like it then, ya gonna like it now. Got peppers in it.

SNAKS

• Chopt Frog Parts
  Not jus legs, we got all da parts. Tadpoles is extra. Nice and chewy.
• Fishy Delite
  Whoever don eat they fish bones, we throw em in da fire and roast em good. Purty cruntchy.
• Green Mud Bucket
  Best natcherly green mud wit snails and some stuff I dunno what it is. Have a swaller.
• Vejjy Paste Wedge
  Cattails, bottom weed, moss, and ferns, rottid into tasty paste and roastid till cookt.
• Fattest Leeches
  Little black blood suckers been feedin on ya, now ya feed on them. Servd fresh. Allerjy Warnin: Contanes Live Leeches

BEVRIDGES

• Finest Moonshine ***Imported***
  This brass polish made wit pride by Trollface in Starvin Parish. Go complane to him if ya die.
• Pruno Supreme
  Hogs own home brew from poke berries, willow bark, and tobacco spit. Catch a buzz, maybe.
• Sippin Juice
  Fresh dipt from da bubbly patch next da old latrine pit. Servd wit antidote.
• Wash Water
  Ritch wit all da flavors from all da dishes. Not too much soap.