Hog is a bit particular about some things and isn't all that much into the Intarweb thing either. One of his concessions to having a web site was that certain things had to be ahthentic. Now, rules are important to Hog so this is one of them things that just has to be done his way. This is taken from the official rule sign posted in the Watch House.


These are Hog's "ground" rules—also apply to mud and water:

THESE IS THE RULES HERE:

  1. NO RATTIN OR TATTLIN
    We all here by da grace of Hog. Let he who is witout sins choke on da firs stone.
  2. NO FIGHTIN
    Ya dint have to come here to git yer ass whooped.
  3. NO STEALIN
    Expechially from Hog.
  4. NO FREE LOADIN
    Either pay yer bill or do sumpin useful, like fetch some food.
  5. NO WHININ
    Aint nobody stoppin ya from leavin. Excep da gators.
  6. NO GAMBLIN
    Till Hog gits his bet in. No weltchin neither.
  7. LISSEN WHEN HOG TALKS
    Or ya git servd like ya deservd, wit a plate.


Our wedding planner bailed last minute, so we called Hog. It was beautiful. They even lit the fire circle with bones.

— Mr. & Mrs. Cratch, Just Married